I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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