i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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