Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My ATM looks so different sober.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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