Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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