'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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