then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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