i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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