I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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