nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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