So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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