Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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Your cock deserves a montage
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I can't turn off my feet"
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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