I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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