We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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My ass is underappreciated
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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