loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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