we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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