But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Randomize
