dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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