Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Operation Purity has been aborted
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
