Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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