dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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