party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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