A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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