if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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