do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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