If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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