The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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