sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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