i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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