She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The air taste purple.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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