Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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