Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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