It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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