i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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