Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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