I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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