it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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