we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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