i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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