Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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