Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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