Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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