Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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