why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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