it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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