I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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