I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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