Already got asked if we're dating
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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