Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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