I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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