You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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