Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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