im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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