i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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