You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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